Size is SO important. It really differentiates what I consider scary and not scary. Which in turn, determines what I like and don’t like.
Let’s start with fish. I hate fish. They are gross and slimy and have weird glassy eyes, and on top of that, they are cannibals! So what do you get when you super size them and turn them into a mammal? DOLPHINS. These giant fish like creatures look all nice and friendly, but then they have freakishly small baby teeth and they look like rubber. What could you possibly be made out of to look like rubber and how can you trust anything that big with small baby teeth? Shouldn’t your teeth be proportional to your body size? Which brings me to body size…
I don’t think it’s nice to judge people based on their appearance. However, size is a different story. Every once in awhile, a tiny little girl would show up on my facebook newsfeed. She’s in random pictures and for the longest time, I thought she was someone’s little sister. And then one day, it finally occurred to me that she wasn’t anyone’s little sister but in fact, their FRIEND. And since we have mutual acquaintances I freaked out because if I ever run into her, I wouldn’t know what to do. Like seriously, why so tiny? I am so confused! Are you an adult? Are you a child? Are you some sort of adult-child hybrid? How would we communicate?
And then I remembered that I have better things to worry about, like figuring out what shade of red lipstick will make me look like a hooker the least.
